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Have a black thumb? Not to fear - just teach your plants to twitter here!

Twitter plantGad you have just got to LOVE what you can learn online.

Reported by 60 Second Science, a company called BotaniCALLS (get it? Botani CALLS? Heh? Heh?) has figured out a way to educate sentinent photosynthesizing lifeforms to twitter at you when they need to be watered.
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Forget about fake handbags, hand me the Ferrari, baby!

Fake FerrariIf you are within a small distance of any teenager child, oh, say, 738 miles, you probably know about style and trend fashions. You simply just canNOT attend 10th grade without the latest Coach handbag - you know, the thing that’s about, hmmm, the size of a butter stick and costs $400 or so? And due to ingenuity, of course, fashion knockoffs are big business for anyone who wants to seize cache at a discounted price. (image from TopGear).
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So what’s YOUR favorite obsolete skill?

Confess - everyone KNOWS
that to truly manage your software builds, you need SABLE or SABLIME.

AND….to really take great pictures, you need a flash cube.

AND….to really get super music enjoyment, you need to balance the tone arm on the turntable.

And don’t get me started on that most magnificent of editors, VI! :)

Did you know there’s now a site dedicated to them?

Yes indeed - Obsolete Skills. Visit it now - it will really start memory lane revvin’ on up! Especially:

Common Sense:

Skills

Common Sense

Field General
Went Obsolete Middle part of the 20th century
Made Obsolete By The invention of the lawyer/lawsuit
Knowledge Assumed None
When useful Everyday

Unfortunately not too common any more.

Want some more obsolete goodies? Visit:

Brings back memories, eh? :)

 

ThankYouVeryMuch!

 

Owlbert

 

ps - more obsolete goodies include:

 

Can’t sleep? Try mathing instead!

Just came across
this post from my diet/fitness community -

…..You know a funny story? (I should actually post this in the lounge, but I’m too lazy.) I was sleeping the other night, and at around 12:00, I woke up my roomate because I was mathing in my sleep. Yeah. Mathing. That means spitting out formulas from an overdose of math….MORE…

Now that would make such a nifty new sleep aid! Can’t sleep? Mumble to yourself about mathematical equations until it’s dream time!

I can see the marketing potential already. :)

ThankYouVeryMuch!

Owlbert

ps - and if it’s math for which you are searching, check out:

Looking for technical evangelists? Here’s how one names sourcer went about it…

Ah, the Internet.
The ability to uncover anyone of any technical ability IF…you knew the secrets of Internet sourcing.

I came across one fascinating account over at ERE - Forgotten Fun. To wit:

I’d forgotten the fun of Internet search.

I had a job come in during January. The position was for a senior-level manager in the R&D software group of a major storage business. The customer told me in the specifications that the person we were looking for was “an uber-geek who has the capacity and the desire to talk business to customers.” Further clarification pointed out that most qualified candidates “have blogs, or they’re named on the Web because they are conference speakers, award winners, or as with ____, have a brief profile of their background.” They were also likely to have been awarded patents.

It was apparent we weren’t looking for the average software engineer; what we needed was someone with many (in the range of 20) years of experience and the ability to be a spokesperson for a company or, in the least, a product line. “Chief Technologist” was one of the titles they were allowed to carry.

An “evangelist” type. We haven’t seen that word much lately. The word “evangelist,” according to many online dictionaries, points to a religious perspective. According to Wikipedia, a “Technical Evangelist” is “a person whose job or role is to promote technologies. This may be, officially or unofficially, on behalf of a company or organization or on a personal basis; for instance, open source evangelism. An evangelist promotes the use of a particular product or technology through talks, articles, blogging, user demonstrations, recorded demonstrations, or the creation of sample projects. The word evangelism is taken from the context of religious evangelism because of the similar recruitment of converts and the spreading of the product information through the ideological or committed.”

I noticed that the definition included the word “blogging” and this reminded me, humorously, that five years ago that concept would probably not have been included. How things change. Recognizing that this was a job that would require a sizable amount of Internet research on the front end, I got to work over the weekend. The following is my experience….MORE….

It’s definitely an eyeopening experierence! If you’re in the employment market, do yourself a favor and check it out - Maureen is one of the top experts in this field.

ThankYouVeryMuch!

Owlbert

ps - and if you need employment marketplace style, consider:

SUN Rising again? Buys MySQL!

I’ll never forget
the SPARC 670 or SPARC 690. The size of a healthy refrigerator, it powered our department’s networks with the greatest of ease 18 years ago. Ah, memories.

SUN has certainly changed from those humble roots back then! But the big exciting news to me is that they just bought MySQL.

Now, you might know that MySQL is one of the most popular databases out there in the world - it powers just about every database-driven application used by the common masses. Talk about an impressive reach! Here’s more background:

….. Sun Microsystems Tuesday completed its $1 billion acquisition of MySQL AB, a decision that was announced back in mid-January. Coinciding with the completion of the acquisition, Sun also made available MySQL’s complete portfolio of products through its global sales and services organization. The company also recently announced several new universities deploying its systems.

MySQL Acquisition
MySQL is the most popular open source database and is behind some of the highest-volume sites on the Web, including Google and Facebook. According to information released by Sun, more than 100 million copies of MySQL software have been downloaded to date, with the current pace reaching about 60,000 downloads per day. Sun said that the reach of MySQL will help “bring new markets for Sun’s systems, virtualization, middleware and storage platforms.”

The acquisition included $800 million in cash and $200 million in options. Marten Mickos, CEO of MySQL, has joined Sun’s senior executive team as senior vice president of the new Database Group within Sun’s Software division.

Sun, along with O’Reilly Media, will present the annual MySQL Conference & Expo April 14-17 in Santa Clara, CA.

MySQL software is available for download now through Sun at no charge….MORE….

What do you think?

And if you’d like to learn more about MySQL, check out:

ThankYouVeryMuch!

Owlbert

ps - MySQL goodies are abundant including:

Academic iPhones and iPods and podcasts - ACU first university to give them out

Sounds like an intriguing perk
to me!

…..An Apple iPhone or iPod Touch will become a central part of Abilene Christian University’s innovative learning experience this fall when all freshmen are provided one of these converged media devices, said Phil Schubert, ACU executive vice president.

At ACU - the first university in the nation to provide these cutting-edge media devices to its incoming class - freshmen will use the iPhones or iPod Touches to receive homework alerts, answer in-class surveys and quizzes, get directions to their professors’ offices, and check their meal and account balances - among more than 15 other useful web applications already developed, said ACU Chief Information Officer Kevin Roberts.

ACU’s innovative plans for this technology have attracted the attention of Apple executives and leaders at Ivy League universities. In fact, Roberts returned to Abilene Monday from Cupertino, Calif., where he was asked to present ACU’s creative vision for converged media devices at Apple headquarters to executives and to selected leaders from universities including Harvard, Yale, MIT, Duke, Stanford, Oxford, Princeton and UCLA, Schubert said….MORE….

I wonder what kind of deal Apple is giving them?

Anywhos, colleges nowadays are already taking advantage of the teaching opportunities such consumer electronics offer, for example:

I wonder when Princeton will follow? :)

ThankYouVeryMuch!

Owlbert

ps - if you want your own iPhone goodie without paying a college tuition, check out:

Mighty Morphing Retailers - Moving from product-centric to experience-centric sales

I’ll never forget
the day I visited an Apple store in my local mall. Compared to other packed-to-the-brim shops, the store was notable by its HUUUUGE open spaces and how the the customers were talking with each other as they migrated to various parts of the stores.

When you think about products in the past, it was all about, well, the product. A computer (and accessories), a TV, a stereo system, a reclining bed, a refrigerator…all stand-alone products with perhaps accessories satelliting around them.

Not so any more! Think about buying a TV today. You can focus on the TV, the speakers, the surround sound, the furniture in which you’ll sit, the Wii that wants to be attached and the like.

People are moving not so much to buying individual products, but buying components for entire experiences. Relaxing at home! Playing a game! Listening to music!

The question is, how will retailers address this issue? There’s a super article you must read over here - it begins:

Those that are in those businesses, as we all know, like to operate on a pretty low operating margin when it comes to selling those 11 or five SKUs. It’s a complete reversal of activity, whereas we used to make a lot of money on lots of hardware, and we’d let the assortment sort of self-destruct over time. Now the consumers are choosing. They want five different gaming consoles, and that’s it. They want 11 iPods plus maybe three or four other MP3 players and that’s it.

The interesting elephant in this room is we’ve now talked more about things that aren’t TVs and computers for the first time in memory. Those are smaller economics and the honest truth is those are smaller businesses. These are smaller dollars, smaller margins, less service, less warranty and the dynamics of the industry are never coming back, at least not in the same way. It will be very different.

Dave Workman, PRO Group : When you look at the retail stores, the old school of retail was really product-centric. Now, with the Internet and excellent retailers like Amazon, the dynamic in the market is that if you are just dwelling on the product alone, there isn’t enough margin to keep a traditional brick-and-mortar retail operation in business. I think there will be a paradigm shift for retailers over the next five to 10 years, and those that will come out of this as successful retailers are those that move from a product-centric to an experience-centric merchandizing scheme.

Part of that is a smaller footprint because you don’t necessarily need the size that you needed before. It’s not about having 600 televisions necessarily and maybe all of the choices that are available everywhere, because the thing that Apple has figured out, and which has resonated so much with the consumer, is the experience at the Apple Store. It’s not a product showcase as much as it is an experience people continue to come back for and talk about…..MORE….

What do you think?

ThankYouVeryMuch!

Owlbert

ps - speaking of entertainment:

Dunkin Donuts to the Rescue as Starbucks Goes To School - what about indie coffee shops?

Coffee lovers
of the US, don’t panic! Yes, it’s true - all Starbucks will be closed tonight from 5:30pm to 8:30pm. I think one of the best articles about this hails from Australia:

NEW YORK: Americans had to cope without blended frappuccino and blueberry coffee cake for a few hours yesterday as Starbucks shut its 7100 company-owned stores for a nationwide barista training session.

The chairman, Howard Schultz, ordered the unprecedented three-hour afternoon closure in an effort to improve the service and revive the chain’s flagging fortunes.

It prompted frenzied action by competitors hoping to snatch Starbucks customers. Dunkin’ Donuts made the day a cut-price coffee day with prices slashed to 99c a cup so that “no coffee lover [was] denied a delicious espresso-based beverage”.

During the session, Starbucks baristas were given a “hands-on espresso training experience”. Mr Schultz promised his staff an “opportunity to connect and deepen their passion for coffee with the ultimate goal of transforming the customer experience”……MORE….

Excellent marketing move by Dunkin Donuts! To wit:

…Coincidentally, Dunkin’ Donuts has planned a special promotion offering 99-cent small lattes, cappuccinos and espresso drinks that overlaps with the event….

“We never want any customers to ever be denied access to their specialty drinks,” said Frances Allen, Dunkin’ Donuts’ brand marketing officer. “It’s definitely a fortuitous time for us.”

Dunkin’ Donuts representatives insist that the promotion — which is between 1 p.m. and 10 p.m. — is really a celebration of last week’s announcement that the company had taken first place in the coffee category of Brand Keys’ Annual Customer Loyalty Engagement Index. This was the second year in a row that Dunkin’ Donuts took the top spot in the New York consulting firm’s survey.

“It’s a way of saying, ‘thank you,’ and giving back and recognizing the value of our customers and giving them something back,” Allen said. “We think we will have a lot of participation. We may even introduce some new people to Dunkin’ Donuts’.”…MORE….

Need to find a local Dunkin Donuts? Click here!

Want instead to discover new independent coffee shops? Click here!

And don’t forget about Delocator, the search engine to locate independent cafes, bookstores and theaters.

ThankYouVeryMuch!

Owlbert

ps - looking for a nifty coffee machine?

Boldly state your luxury individuality…with an Audi?

Whenever you think
of luxury automobiles, I’m certain…you immediately zero in on a Dodge Super Caravan that holds your children’s karate gear and marching band instruments and lethal sais and football helmets and …. NO NO, wait, sorry, wrong blog here. No indeed, you go ONLY for the Beemer or the Benz or the Ferrari, right?

Well, it’s time to give Audi’s luxury advertising a good look-see - their current ad blends the modern high-earner achiever with today’s wet-behind-the-ears college grad. To wit:

Don’t you hate it when The Man tries to keep you down? And The Man is like, you must go to one of these prestigious schools, you must be a lawyer/ doctor/ I-banker, you must drive a Benz/ Beamer/ Lexus. And you’re like, “You’re not in charge of my life! I’m my own person! I’m breaking free of this soulless cycle of consumption! By buying a marginally different brand of luxury car!” Take that, The System! Click to watch Audi’s stirring, inspirational Oscar ad in full. It will set you free. To burn Audis when the Revolution comes….MORE….

Do check out the ad - it’s done superbly well.

ThankYouVeryMuch

Owlbert

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