It’s rare that I come

across fitness blogs that have that cutting edge of humor we all know and love, but CrankyFitness certainly makes the grade! Check this out:

…Dear Cranky Fitness,

I’m 19 years old and thin and gorgeous and hot. I have really rich parents, a bunch of cute boyfriends, a brand new BMW and I don’t even need to go to college ’cause my Daddy got me this awesome job at his recording studio. Everyone wishes they were me.

Anyway, I keep hearing all this stuff about exercise and sleep and antioxidants and I have to laugh. I can eat anything I want and I look great! I can party all night and drink and smoke and snort pretty much anything I want and the next day, I’m still like, beautiful and thin and awesome! (Just a little sleepy).

My question is: Why should I eat gross vegetables and do boring exercises when it’s no fun? Sweat is smelly and icky. And everyone knows smokers are way hipper than non-smokers, so why should I quit? Oh, and treadmills and yogurt and vegetables–those are just for the ugly fat people, right? Sexy people are perfect just the way we are.

So no offense but your advice, like, totally sucks.

Signed, Hollywood Hottie…MORE….

ROTFLMAO! If only all diet/fitness bloggers were as engaging to read….

ThankYouVeryMuch!

Owlbert

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